Ahahaha, stole this from

YES, I'm bored. And I'm pissed off at my artblock. I feel really weird for not submitting anything for so long.
>_______________________< I'll finish the rest of the requests asap.


1. [ ] Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. [ ] Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. [x] Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. [x] Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. [x] Had people tell you that you are blond when you're not/or had people tell you that your blond highlights are going to your head
7. [x] Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. [x] Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. [x] Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. [x] Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. [ ] Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. [ ] Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. [x]Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. [ ] Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. [x] Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. [ ] Have had the juice from a grape squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. [x] Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard - (Actually quite often xD )
19. [x] Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name - (I guess I've called four of my friends with their official name - how a terrible crime is that? D: )
20. [x] Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. [x] Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on - (I'm not sure if this counts, but it wasn't ME who put it there.)
22. [x] Have fallen out of a moving vehicle - (Do sleds count? XD no seriously it was ... something else.)
23. [x] Have run into a closed door - (And walls, etc.)
24. [ ] Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. [ ] Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. [x] It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke - (Once it took a whole day...)
27. [ ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. [ ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. [x] Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. [ ] Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour
31. [ ] After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. [x] Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. [x] Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. [ ] Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. [ ] Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. [x] Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. [x] Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. [ ] Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. [ ] Walked into a pole
40. [ ] Wore two different!! earrings or shoes on accident
41. [ ] Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. [ ] Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. [x] Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. [x]Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. [x] Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what it was that you were going to do - (It happens all the time at home...)
46. [x] Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it on accident when your drink was right next to it
47. [ ] Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. [x] Poked yourself in the eye
49. [ ] Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. [ ] Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. [x] Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. [x] Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. [ ] Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. [x] Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was
55. [ ] Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. [x] Looked into an overhead purposefully while it was on
57. [x] Got up early and got ready for school/work, then realized that you didn't have school/work that day
58. [x] Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. [x] Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny
61. [ ] Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. [ ] Said funner then had someone make fun of you for it
63. [x] Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence - (I always repeat myself... I hate it.)
64. [x] Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person - (Ahem.)
65. [x] Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. [x] Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. [ ] Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong - (This could be true but I don't recall anything like that.)
68. [x] Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. [ ] Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out
70. [x] Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. [ ] When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. [ ] Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. [ ]Have sat on a bench with wet paint on it.
74. [ ] Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. [ ] Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. [ ] Have purposely licked playground sand
77. [x] Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. [x] Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. [x] Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. [ ] Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. [ ] Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. [x] Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
84. [x] Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. [x] Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. [ ] Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. [ ] Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird.
88. [ ] When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. [ ] Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. [ ] Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it
91. [x ] As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. [x] Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. [ ] Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. [ ] Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours - (At least I hope not Ö_______ö
95. [x] Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. [ ] When you saw a beware of dog sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. [ ] You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. [ ] When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling
99. [x] Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. [ ] Have popped a balloon in your mouth

50/100 oh noes, I'm not as dumb as I hoped >____> what a loss.